This is a humor thread I start on most forums sites that allow it. The object is to make a humorous note to yourself. Example:
Note to self: The next time Jared offers to give me a pearl necklace, decline, decline, decline! Note to self: Learn the difference between "cunning linguist," and "Cunnilingus"! Note to self: A rim-job is not what they do on Pimp My Ride.
Do you get the concept? I have a million of these, but I want yall to come up with some new ones. This is a running joke with me and my boy, Roy. We sat down one night and took out a Dictaphone and just started recording them. We have no life! So come, join us in our madness!